What is The Goddess of Naps?

 "Say I got potential, but the kid lazy"




About Me

I am the goddess of naps. I am a minor deity in a bureaucratic clusterfuck excuse of a religious pantheon. I can't help you with anything but naps. Do you have any questions?

About the Cult/Worshippers/Adherents

Do not call them lazy. They are very efficient. They work smart, not hard, just as they should. Naturally, they appreciate naps. And they receive a weekly newsletter in their email from yours truly. Yes, the newsletter is a way to make myself look productive. Would you like to take a nap?








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